Friday, December 5, 2014

When I chose to be a real Ugly Indian




There I was standing in Shollinganallur bus stop in ECR, Chennai to board a bus home to Pondicherry like every Pondicherrian does on a Friday!

Then came a guy who chose to smoke right next to me. Gathering up my unusual tolerance I chose to move away and stand at the far end. It has to be noted for the record that smoking in public places is illegal now in TamilNadu. And I can't remember for how many weeks it was in practice.

Then came two guys who bought packets of water, drank half of it, washed their faces, gargled and spit right under their feet and dropped the covers and left. All this when the shop keeper had chosen to keep a trash can (cut out the water cans that we buy) right there.

Being the Ugly Indians we are, I had to muster the last of my patience to keep quiet at all this. Then came a guy who bought a cup of tea, drank half of it and threw the cup with the remaining tea on a rack like protrusion that was formed in the thatched wall that was there behind the bus stop. That tea-splash and the cup remains at shoulder level now, to stare right at your face.

Here goes the remaining conversation:

(M)e: Sir, the shop keeper has placed a trash-can there. You could've thrown this there. Now, nobody can stand here.
(H)im: Why? What's your problem with it? I do what I wish.

(I say nothing and just move away to a cleaner place. After a few seconds, learning what kind of guy I was dealing with, I went ahead and picked it up myself and threw it in the trash and returned to my place and starting waiting for the bus. He now came to me. The conversation that ensued follows)

H: What the hell is your problem? What did you just do?

M: I put the trash in the trash can. What's your problem with it?

H: So what are you trying to prove?

M: I'm trying nothing. I just put a trash in a trash can. I don't understand why you're talking in such a tone.

H: So you're such a righteous person? uh? What are you trying here?

M: I'm just doing a cleaning job. I didn't bother you. I still don't understand why you're troubling me now.

H: So what? So Modi tells India should be clean and you guys act like maniacs?

M: (Completely confused). What's Modi got to do with this? (Then it strikes me). Oh!! That? Modi took a broom few weeks back. This is something I learnt at my school.

H: So, are you implying you're educated and I'm an illiterate? (He starts talking in English. Until now he was talking in Tamil)

M: What are you trying? I said nothing. I didn't bother you.. I'm just standing here minding my business.

H: Don't act as if you're such a great person. As if you go around cleaning places.

M: I clean places whenever I find time to.

H: If you want to maintain cleanliness, do it at your home or street. Not here! Who are you to do this? Is this your place?

(Completely puzzled by such an arrogant person who comes and starts an argument with me for no reason now, pulling in politics and talking complete BS. Still trying to comprehend the nonsense he was talking)

M: This is also my place. As much as the right you have to pollute this, I have the right to clean. This is my country too!

H: (To a random bus that arrives at the bus stand). This guy seems like a complete psycho. He is cleaning up this place! What the hell is wrong with him??

M: (To the conductor). Don't mind him. He threw a cup near me. I put it in the trash can and he's calling me a psycho and creating trouble here..

Realising that I should walk 'completely' away, I walked to the far end of bus stop, away from this miscreant.

I had the entire bus ride home to reflect on the day's event.

The Indian society has so grown to an extent where a guy who throws litter and causes discomfort to fellow passengers/bystanders is completely normal but a guy who chooses to pick others' trash and clean the area is an alien (psycho)!

I guess I poked his Ego too much! ;) guessing he never would have been so much indirectly insulted in his life! ;)

Also,
Last month when I went to JIPMER hospital, Pondicherry, I had to remind a guy who was smoking, that he was standing in a hospital!
Hospital? Seriously? At least he didn't start a quarrel. He immediately put it off and made a gesture to me that he knows!! (Hmmmph! If you knew why did you need me to remind that?)

So this guy knew perfectly well that what he was doing was completely wrong and still chose to do it because the usual guy who guards the door was not there. This is like jumping the red traffic signal when the cop is not there! Only, it was not a place with a signal post but a place with seriously sick patients inside.


God save India!


(And today, I finally learnt why a great person like Kamal Hassan never chose the path of politics for the good deeds he does! Our people can paint and taint the noble heart behind it by smearing 'political motive' all over it!)


Sunday, June 17, 2012

White collar beggars

White collar beggars! That's an understatement. I couldn't find words to describe the low-lives that they are. I had to come up with something.. so I chose those three words! Readers, feel free to choose worse words if you can!

A bargain for money and sovereigns of gold along with something of immeasurable value - the partner for life. There's a lady in her prime twenties, ready to share her life with you for all eternity and you shameless, spineless invertebrate let your mom and dad deal the bargain on your part!

Is that how you start a life? Instead of a proposal with you on bent knees, there you are.. striking a deal with her on how much gold and cash she would bring along with her to start her life!

And this has now led to the culture where couples shun having a girl child - a liability - is all that they see her as. And in case the girl survived the attempts of murder as a foetus and was lucky to breathe air, the parents start spending their life to earn, putting together all they would earn in their lifetime and the earnings of the girl in her own profession, for the DEAL of marriage!

Has everyone forgotten that the girl is in no way inferior to the guy?! Have we all forgotten that without the girl being there, the guy would only forced to be gay?! Without the girl to share the life with him he would have to only live his life single forever with nobody. No kidding. At the current trend of sex-ratio in our country, with all the blind people who only want boys be born to them, we're only creating a future of a gay country. However funny and unrealistic it may sound, it's an undeniable truth. With the power of internet at your hands why don't you go and do some research to find out of how soon you son will become gay?! No offence to gay people. I respect them the same as straight ones. It's one to be gay out of choice and completely another to be forced to be one!

And our guys think they are clever when they say, "It's not me who's asking for it. It's only parents. I'm not able to convince my parents otherwise!". Ask you conscience if you ever have one, "Did you ask their permission when you decided to drink? Did you ask their permission when you decided to smoke, speed, party, take drugs?

Take a stand today! To not beg and be a real guy! A real guy is one who treats a girl as a girl! She's in no way inferior! She's got everything you got! In fact she's everything you're not too! Your other half! You are only complete with her - your other half. And when you should in fact pay for that, you're demanding!

And girls, take a stand today! To only live with a man not just a businessman! Only a real man sees you as who you are. Don't expect a businessman to see you as anything other than a commodity!

Thanks to Aamir Khan's words, that were the catalyst to write this post that I've been postponing for ever!

Take a few moments to listen to Aamir Khan's words here and don't miss the this entire episode of Satyamev Jayate too!